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POSSIBLIZING THE UNPOSSIBLE

15 March 09

"Something wasn't natural about them, in addition to the fact that they weren't natural." -Col. David LeCours, Vermont Department of Fish and Wildlife chief warden.  He was talking about the antlers bolted onto the skull of a deer by Vermont dumbass Marcel Fournier, who will spend 10 days in jail for his abject stupidity.



28February 09

HOW MUCH DOES YOUR NFL TEAM SUCK?
Ladies and Gentlemens!  The undisputed champions of suckitude*:
The Cleveland Browns!

*According to Google

22 February 09


9
The number of AC/DC songs with "Rock n Roll" in the title.  It goes up to 18 if you include all forms of the word "Rock".  "Ball" or "Balls" appears 4 times.


11 December 08


This Week:  Robert Byrd Speech Concerning Iraq, 2003 and a shorter cut of Byrd in action

25 November 08



I don't know if I can go on...
Mr. Bob Seger,  In the song, 'Turn the Page', are you seriously suggesting that some dude calling you a girl ruins your whole day, considering that you're a major star that gets laid any time he wants?
Get over it, man.


01November 08


The Pope Says Wealth Is Bad

No hyperlink...just don't be stupid.
11 October 08

Whaiku:

Cursive is the Shark
Who only swims crookedly
and bangs into things.





OCT 08, BBC





 
This link will take you to my ancient ass website that preceded this'un




October 08:
 54, 3 -The Number of interviews given (as of 29 September 08) to the at large media by Joe Biden and Sarah Palin, respectively.

August 08 Special Edition:


16-3
 The record of the Cleveland Indians since I gave them grief for being a suckity-suck team...


In my face.

Aug 08:
 -15,140-
The amount of money in a standard Monopoly game.
When this game was invented, fifteen grand was somethin'.  Now, it's a weekend in some crappy tourist town in Florida.


July 08:
 -9 out of 16-
The places I've been to (that I can decipher ) that Flavor Flav vocalizes in Harder Than You Think, a damn good Public Enemy cut. 
New York, Philly, D.C., Cleveland, St. Louis, New Jersey, Cincinnati, Atlanta, Chicago, Detroit, Oakland, Baltimore, Miami, Indiana, L.A., (Ala)Bama


June 08:
-6814-
The number of people exactly like you on the planet (as of 27may08 at 11:27 p.m.) if you really are one in a million.  (I used this link to do the math)