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15 March 09

"Something wasn't natural about them, in addition to the fact that they weren't natural." -Col. David LeCours, Vermont Department of Fish and Wildlife chief warden.  He was talking about the antlers bolted onto the skull of a deer by Vermont dumbass Marcel Fournier, who will spend 10 days in jail for his abject stupidity.



28February 09

HOW MUCH DOES YOUR NFL TEAM SUCK?
Ladies and Gentlemens!  The undisputed champions of suckitude*:
The Cleveland Browns!

*According to Google

22 February 09


9
The number of AC/DC songs with "Rock n Roll" in the title.  It goes up to 18 if you include all forms of the word "Rock".  "Ball" or "Balls" appears 4 times.


11 December 08


This Week:  Robert Byrd Speech Concerning Iraq, 2003 and a shorter cut of Byrd in action

25 November 08



I don't know if I can go on...
Mr. Bob Seger,  In the song, 'Turn the Page', are you seriously suggesting that some dude calling you a girl ruins your whole day, considering that you're a major star that gets laid any time he wants?
Get over it, man.


01November 08


The Pope Says Wealth Is Bad

No hyperlink...just don't be stupid.
11 October 08

Whaiku:

Cursive is the Shark
Who only swims crookedly
and bangs into things.





OCT 08, BBC





 
This link will take you to my ancient ass website that preceded this'un


ARCHIVE BY DATE:


31AUGUST09  -What else?

11MAY09 -H
eroes

22FEBRUARY09 -C
harlie Darwin and saving money in tough times

26JANUARY09 -
55 Sentences About a Number of Things

11DECEMBER08 -Gay Nazis and clean coal sandwiches

25NOVEMBER08
-Winger almost makes a comeback, but no

01NOVEMBER08  
-Vote '08...for anybody but Sarah

05OCTOBER08
-Me for VP...for now.

21SEPTEMBER08
 -The Case For The No Bullshit Patriot

12SEPTEMBER08
 -A glut of 'Shut Up And Read' and an explanation of the Fannie Mae takeover

04SEPTEMBER08 
-Lipstick pitbulls teaching creationism to pregnant teens with guns


28AUGUST08 
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The Total Stupidity of Fake Smart

20AUGUST08 
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Bush assault on nature, Usain Bolt, Bazooka Joe, Russia, Record Company Douchebags, and The Ugliest Building Ever Erectioned

08AUGUST08 
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John McCain wears dresses, Botox Alternatives, and stupid stupid baseball

22JULY08 
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Kimbo Slice, Human Stereotype, and How terrorists are using Google Streetview to blow up your Florida condo

03JUNE08 
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Business Week magazine and GM get my goat, and I explain to Best Buy why they are dumb as hell

08MAY08 
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Fucking Bruce Lee, a great deal on a lighthouse, and the mysterious existence failure of several 'b's near the end

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